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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 03:43:00 -
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Edited by: Rainbow Jesus on 23/10/2006 03:45:33
We have decided that ASCN have been able to love under unclean conditions fro far to long. They are reproducing at an alarming rate. We are going to use what ever means are at our disposal to force them to utelise the greatest form of birth control known to EVE (♂♥♂).
Please do not mistake this for bigotry, we understand that us attacking a minority here (straight people) may be seen as harassment, but it must be don't to save the universe.
You know what they say: You can't teach a *** dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park
EDIT: Banner was borked!
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 03:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Dragerest
Originally by: Li1ith
I Want to say something witty, insaulting or charming here. but im just going to roll my eyes and continue with my drink
or just be dumb and post with a alt.
anyway on topic: are you war decing them or are you trying to marry them? i don't get it.
people now days are try to be witty, why not just come out and say it.
We are going to take away their rights to reproduce. The only way to really achieve this goal however is to kill them IMO.
Thankyou however for noting that "people now days are try to be witty", how well you do this your self I might add.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 04:03:00 -
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It will be 0.0 for now, we are trying to figure out how to declare war in empire. When we figure that out we will do so.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 04:05:00 -
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Thankyou for the warm welcome! We will enjoy our stay. Please bring the alki, Absence for me plz!
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Nez Perces
... I'm sure there is a case here for copyright infringement... though I am struggling to put my finger on it...perhaps the liberal use of eyeshadow?. or even the cross-eyed look of one who has engaged in the "five fingered knuckle shuffle" once too often.......hmmmm
You know, I normally do not find myself fond of dirty amarr scum. But you sir, I find a sparkle of light in your heart. Would you like to come with me for a strole through the Matari cave of yer'sadamize'ferguta? We could work out a functional "buisness agreement" im sure.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 04:41:00 -
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See...
"ASCN will now switch to a murderous band of ganking killers. Find a nice cozy NPC station in Delve and kill everything you see! This is your fun time as an individual member or ASCN. But donĘt let your guard down and get stupid. This war is far from over. "
They are dangerous!
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 04:45:00 -
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Originally by: nickky01
Edited by: nickky01 on 23/10/2006 04:43:54
i might have had to much to drink, but i dont really understand??
your banner implys that ASCN is homosexual and out of the closet, but your thread title implys that ASCN enjoy consensual sex with the ladies to much and they have to many babies??
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remember kids, "pulling out" is not a valid form of "safe sex" (goes along with topic)
Well you see nickky baby, we are going to force them to adhear to our lifestyly choices. That way they do not produce the way they are ATM.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 04:51:00 -
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Thankyou Gilbert. We will try and keep the fights smack free. But knowing my guys, a lot of "smacking" will have to occurr durring the longer camps.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 05:16:00 -
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Originally by: shivan
Wasn't the whole MGRL thing last year or someting? 
SHUSH, we are not those cheating *****s. PAY ATTENTION.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: Gierling
Does this mean that the MGRL doesn't love us anymore?
Again... Not them...... Right....
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.23 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Anglo
ya well guess u need to grow fast as bob is raping u atm.. hell they *****u so much u need to go fountain or other places to mine.. lol... bob 4tw
BoB has NOTHING on us. Once our logistics are in place, Feyth will BURN!!!!!!!
We have stated out price to end this slaughter, pay up ASCN or your end will come soonÖ.
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.24 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Mr rainbow jesus, Backdoor bandit was funny, your not. Please stop
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Rainbow Jesus
Minmatar
Grief Tactics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2006.10.24 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: DB Preacher
Originally by: Drakma
Originally by: ponieus
Originally by: Gilbert Drillerson
You will find me, my corp and many other ASCN members in Delve, fountain or Period Basis. If you hurry you can probably catch up with us in 1dh-sx where we have been enjoying life for the last two days.
I truely appreciate your initiative, so i just wanted to make it easyer for you to find me :)
Good luck and happy hunting, I look forward to some fun fights !
/Gil
Thats funny I have been in ASCN space for over 3 weeks. No wounder you guys are gonna loose. Cant even protect the home lands. Taking a page outta the book from Stain I see.
catch ya in space.
That's funny, I have been in BoB space for over 3 weeks. Maybe we should sync our schedules?
Hmm, but CLS were ordered back last week or did McCreedy's rotation scheme breakdown already?
If not then why are you still there?
Get your ass back to be slaughtered with the rest of your mates.
dbp
To bad you're not a boy 
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